What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:28
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Maybe not best, but Sounders are most fitting MLS Club World Cup representative - Sounder at Heart
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do men date women they are not really interested in?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
One of Pop’s Hottest Stars Posted a Risqué Album Cover. All Hell Broke Loose. - Slate Magazine
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Michigan Cup starting lineup: Chase Briscoe wins third pole in a row - NBC Sports
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
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What is your opinion on the band Nickelback? Why do they receive criticism from some people?
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Can Ukraine make nuclear weapons?
No go.
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is your favorite underrated movie and why? What makes it underrated? How did you find it?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Who is someone that inspires you?
No way
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.